February 2012
213 posts
I am popping macintosh apples into my mouth like...
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"Fast forward a few, and I'm stripped naked with...
I can’t
Oh my god I love you
There has to be something in the water because...
Jessie: Oh wait, stop, you're sitting on newspapers.
Me: That's cool. Extra padding.
Jessie: I wasn't really concerned. I just wanted an excuse to touch your butt.
Me: You have never needed an excuse. Even before we were dating.
Jessie: Well if I had known THAT
Me: Oh get real you would have had a meltdown
Jessie: Yeah. I'd be like "WHAT'S HAPPENING"
Me: You'd be like the Grinch Who Stole Christmas when his heart grew three sizes and he discovered feelings. "I'M ALL TOASTY INSIDE"
Jessie: "In certain places more than others"
Me: "AND I'M LEAKING"
Jessie:
Me: That's the line I'm serious
Jessie: Oh my god I'm the Grinch Who Discovered Women.
Anonymous asked: Hey, sweet girl <3 I love you, you know.
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Guys, oh my god.
I think I might have a problem but
I am writing a really charged, tense, exciting scene right now and my heart is actually racing. That is how into this I am.
Like I might actually have secondhand stage fright on behalf of a fictional character. I am so pumped up right now I can’t even focus.
What is wrong with me.
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You failed to take me by the hand. I failed to...
Hey, you.
I love you more than anything.
I am listening to “Ghosts ‘n’ Stuff” by Deadmau5 on repeat while I try to write this scene someone please help
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“You look like shit,” Fell commented. Arcturas only made some soft growl in response. “Did you sleep?” “Not much,” the King replied. “Do you want to talk about it?” She didn’t.
My sister's friend just arrived and brought the...
Jenna: Go get the toy, baby!
Me: Jenna are you playing fetch with the baby
Jenna: Yes
Me: I don't know what's worse
Me: the fact that you are playing fetch with the baby
Me: or the fact that the toy you're throwing for her belongs to my family terrier
I just said "Goodnight" to her
and it felt so weird because I haven’t said it at all in the last five days. I’ve fallen asleep beside her every night.
Can I have that back, please?
Just when I think I've hit my quota of Sarah Slean...
She has such an awful lot of soldiers Quite a lovely army all her own. Night and day they stand before the fortress,
Very safe, but very all alone.
It drives me nuts when, just as I start getting...
Why, brain? Why.
