My girlfriend fell asleep on my shoulder and I sneezed and she jumped in her sleep so I whispered “sorry” and kissed her forehead and she smiled without waking up
Can I just
…I need to be more careful about letting her go shopping alone.
I’m sorry did someone say “perfect” “perfect human” “perfect girlfriend”
Can we talk about this face and how it is my very favorite face
I was getting dressed and Jessie was lying in bed watching me,
and abruptly she said, “Did you know a teaspoon of neutron star has roughly the same mass as a freight train?”
I do now, baby. I do now.
YOU ARE PERFECT. YOU ARE ADORABLE. THIS TUMBLR IS ALSO PERFECT AND ADORABLE.
CAN’T WORDS. CAN’T THINK.